Joey Castillo

water — the water of life formula, given away free
- softdev artifacts
metal — bare metal provisioning and workflow. one signal in, full chain reaction out.
Joey Castillo
Software Architect · 40+ years shipping code
40+
Years Writing Code
1B+
Hours Uptime
20+
Years in Hospitality

Track Record

  • Writing code since age 7
  • Enterprise-scale systems — POS platforms, reporting suites used in the restaurant and hospitality industry for 20+ years
  • Land, sea, and air. CTO-level delivery at companies you've heard of.
  • Code in production with over a billion hours of combined uptime

How I Work

  • Ships fast, iterates faster
  • Bare metal: .bat/.sh, vanilla HTML/CSS/JS, pure C, no frameworks
  • Roll your own
  • Show me, don't tell me

Words to Ship By

Sell for show, Ship for Dough!
I don't test my code, but when I do it's in Production ;)

The Vision

Replace x86 — it's based on a binary decision made by hardware engineers in a time when it made sense. Build the chip, build the stack, goodbye operating system, hello runtime. Why? Because I can.